|
January 13, 2003 - Volume 35
Materials in this newsletter are the sole possession of the authors and Dog Company.
Please do not copy or use in any fashion without written permission
|
|
Looking back over the past year, we have had some really fun things happen and some sad things. Even the sad things have helped us grow in spirit and character!
Despite all that is going on in the world today, our dogs are not aware of the troubles of the countries. They just do the very best they can, all the time, regardless. I think Ralph Waldo Emerson must have been told this by his dog: "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
With that said, I would like to take this opportunity to share a few thoughts on this New Year's Eve. Some of us feel pretty helpless in this crazy world today with all the problems of the human race. We often feel overcome and hopeless, wondering what we can do about anything!
I would like to start off the year 2003 by telling you we can make a difference; be positive about what you do and say to others and try not to be judgmental of those who are not living up to what you think they should. You need to "be the change you wish to see in the world." I think that was said by Gandhi. I personally live that everyday and it does make a difference. If we all did it.... well, just dwell on the possibilities of that!
My Dad always said that true Character was four things...."TRUTH, WISDOM, GRACE, & COURAGE" What I've learned from dogs is that if we have these qualities, we are truly worth being looked up to.
And some thank you's
To all our dogs for their articles in the past year and all the humans who put it together for them.
To Marg (Phur Photos) who takes all our pictures, creates all the calendars, flyers, etc., and edits our newsletters and anything else that is in print.
To Joan, Candice and Kathy, who get the hiking and walk day stuff organized every week and it's especially appreciated when I'm away (working or whatever) You make it possible for me to get R&R.
To our Sports Clubs and our Walking /Hiking Clubs for all the extra effort put in to make us so successful. You all are terrific !!!
To all our Clients!! You have all strived to make huge changes and reached your goals with your dogs! In both Obedience and Sports, we have continued to achieve our 100% success rate! You & your dog's efforts are not over looked! I think you are all fantastic!
TO OUR SPONSORS: We have had a great year again with you. Looking forward to another fun filled year, full of adventures for all of us! We wish you all the best of 2003 !
ACCENT INN.......John Epsley (our hotel guy) A Pet friendly place to stay!
BOSLEYS in SIDNEY...... Doug Busilla........... such an great guy to all.
N.S.SAANICH FAIR GROUNDS....... Gloria, Carol, Rob, Grounds Crew...... without you, we would have no barns and very few places to have trials and practices.
ATOMIC CRAYON.......Dale Campbell. You are priceless and we are very fortunate to have you with us!
Peni Fitzpatrick ^..^~~! and furry friends

|
|
Hot Rods and Hot Dogs!
My name is Skyler - running for my Frisbee is my best game! We have a great Hot Rod but seeing we are adding to our family (dog, of course), riding in our Suburban is going to be our mode of traveling and we have to part with the Street Rod!
The Street Rod that my dad built - a "47 Chevy!!" It is all fully restored! Dad took lots of care and time to make such a wonderful car but we need to find a real nice owner out there who will give my dad's baby a good home. More details about it are: 1947 Chevrolet 4 door coupe, with power steering and power brakes, the engine is a V8 (a 267 from 1982, I think?) It has an Olds Omega front clip and rear end and I'm not sure about the rest; I know that dad hates to have to sell it, but if there are any dog loving hot rod lovers out there or you know any, send them this newsletter. If you have any questions about my dad's car, email Howard, at whbor@shaw.ca
Woof & Licks, Skyler 'Rocket' Borton
Wanted
My name is Kayla and I'm looking for a hard plastic crate. My measurements are 26W/36D/26H (about 450L). If you have something suitable, please phone or email my parents (Sheri and Matt) at 995-1739 or mcsl@shaw.ca.
Wanted
Your 'articles', your 'For Sales', your 'Want Ads', your birthday wishes, your letters to Mam'selle, your names, your?
By Wed. Jan.22 .... for the next Woof, please...... peni@dogcompany.com
(Disclaimer: Advertisements posted by the Woof are done as a service, not as an endorsement. Please communicate directly with the ad contact for further information on any items.)

|
|
woof@dogcompany.com
Dear Mam'selle,
I've been taking my people for walks in the park recently, and have noticed that someone keeps leaving tasty little treats on the trail. They're sometimes a little the worse for wear as they're kind of broken up, but they sure smell good. They sort of have a grass and grain smell and they're kind of yellowy green in colour. Now here's the problem... my people get all bent out of shape if I pick up one of these treats. What's wrong with them, and why can't I have these treats?
Sniffing Spaniel
Dear Sniffing Spaniel:
It is always very dangerous to eat things that are left on the ground no matter where you are! My mom teaches poison proofing to all obedience dogs in training. It is a valuable lesson and will save your life.
On the other paw, the "smelly things" you're describing, sound an awful lot like those oh, so yummy HORSE ORDEURS (WHEN STILL WARM AND STEAMMMMY) OR HORSE COOKIES (after they have been there awhile) GEESH! You know, I still don't understand the reason my parents don't like me to do it either, other than the fact that I could pick up a parasite and the fact that horses are often on antibiotics and what goes in one end comes out the other, so I guess that is a worry to our parents as well. I figure my job being a dog is to be, loving, trusting and obedient.
My parents' job is on going and really tough as they are always having to worry about my safety and well being. I AM SO HAPPY I AM A GREAT DOG!
Woof..."Poutine" ^..^~~!

|
|
Life without a dog would:
- ... have no "Dance of the Deserted Dog" when you got home from work
- ... have car windows and sliding glass doors that could actually be seen through
- ... have coconuts that would be a food item not a toy
- ... have no more stolen socks or underwear
- ... have photos that had people in them!

|
|
Finding something worthwhile to watch on TV is pretty hard sometimes. The human people seem to find it a bit easier, but for a pup, the pickings can be kind of slim. Not only that, but it's hard to get control of the clicker - Dad has it most of the time. I'll watch some sports with him, like that hockey game in the last Olympics. Why, when Mom and Dad started whooping and hollering, I joined right in with my own cheers. It got so exciting one time, I completely lost my cool and bounced up on the couch and kissed the cat!
A program that never fails to get my attention is one called Dogs With Jobs. It comes on Sundays but I'm usually home from Flyball by then. I usually lie back near Mom's chair, but when I see those dogs and some of the things they do, I often get right up close for a better look. (Some fur faces think that they can get to those dogs by going behind the TV thing, but I know better and never try that.) Those pups sure are smart. They do all sorts of interesting things like rescue people, or help people, or act in movies. I figure I'll be famous like that someday, but I haven't decided what for yet.
Another show that's sometimes good is called Doggin'it. The man person on that one talks to different people and shows dogs in different places like at the vet's or the groomer's. I get kind of bored when it's just him talking, but some of those pups he shows are pretty good looking. The other day it was a Great Dane.. what a looker he was. Mom and I also watch dog shows if we happen to see them. I think we'd look kind of funny trotting around the ring like that... and the way the judges look us dogs over. It's really rather rude! I've never seen anyone who looked just like me so I guess I'm sort of unique.... I'd probably win Best of Breed. One time Grandma came over and she'd taped a program she'd watched... it was dogs doing agility. I watched pretty closely that time... I've got to admit, I've a long way to go to catch up to some of them.
Some of the nature shows can get quite interesting too. All Mom has to do to get my attention is to say, "Look, Troub.... watch" and I sit right up and watch with her. Sometimes I'll see a bird or animal moving fast and I'll watch to see what it does. I'll have to confess that one time when the program was about wolves, I started to growl when they howled.
I'm sure there are other good shows out there as well, but so far Mom hasn't found them for me. And like I said - it's hard to get hold of the clicker so I can look for myself.
HRH Trouble (athlete with attitude)

|
|
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Unknown

|
|
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist,your gastroenteritis, your urologist,your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber, and the IRS.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.
May Tuesday evening, December 31, find you seated around the dinner table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in the New Year ahead. You will find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for your church and charities.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, and your parent(s). You can say it to your secretary, your nurse, your butcher, your photographer, your masseuse, your seamstress, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor, but not with a "twinkle" in your eye.
May we live as intended, in a world at peace with the awareness of the beauty in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.
Bless you with every happiness, great health peace, and much love during the next year and all those that follow.
Best Wishes from Dog Company & Island Dog Sports and all the gang.
Thanks very much to Theo & Teddy for this.

|
|
At a dinner in 1957, Jim Muir, sales manager for Wolverine World Wide, Inc, was served tiny fried balls of corn dough known in the South as "hush puppies." When he wondered about the name, his host explained that local farmers used the food to quiet barking dogs. Muir decided it was a perfect name for a new pigskin shoe his company was developing. The reason? ... the shoe "could soothe a customer's aching feet... their 'barking dogs.' "

|
|
Goalie... for a Jack Russell terrier... they keep going after the ball
Cashmere.... for the soft, furry dog
Molasses..... for the laid back, slow moving dog

|
|
GRRR ... Wuff! Yep, it's time to pop the popcorn ( I like mine with a bit of butter) and a big bowl of water.
Family Flicks..... Mrs. Doubtfire: 125 min. Robin Williams, Sally Fields. Kids loved it (all the more popcorn for me).
BIG: 104 min. Tom Hanks .....Really good! Makes me glad not to be human!
Adult Flicks......QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER: 2 hrs. Tom Selleck, Allan Rickman. Action, humour & romance. Great footage of Australia.
ROBIN HOOD: 144MIN. Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman (sheriff. ) More action, humour,and romance.
Geeesh.......... I can smell the popcorn now! REMEMBER TO LICK UP ALL THE CRUMBS OFF THE FLOOR
Wuuffffff .......Slick

|
|
The Dog/Cat Wars: A Time Line - cont'd
- 400 - 800 CE - those Dark Ages... cats seemed doomed until... a cat named Midnight develops the tactic of running up trees to escape. The manoeuvre spreads across Europe and dogs are stymied.
- 1924 CE - Greta Garbo's cat uses Irving Thalberg's leg as a scratching post. Cats are blacklisted in Hollywood, and canines score a propaganda victory with the rise of Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, and similar characters.
- 1958 CE - Laika, the first dog in space, barks at cats all over the earth, but no one can hear him.
- 1990 CE - Cats and dogs enter an uneasy truce to face the encroaching threat of potbellied pigs!!
Cleocatra (Cats rule, dogs drool!)
[ back to newsletter page ]

|
|